Do You: Love your Hometown? Have Penis Envy?
With a lead-in that states that we will be talking about “penis envy” where can you go wrong, right?
Before we get into said envy, I first want to say how interesting it was to talk a bit about our childhoods.If you are like Joe and me, then you, too, are obsessed with your hometown. Of course, I love Syracuse because my family is there and I had some pretty terrific memories. In addition, I truly believe Syracuse has such a great mix of things to offer a family.
Are you obsessed with your hometown? I always wonder if I am (well, and Joe) the only one.
I choose not to live in ‘Cuse because my career doesn’t allow me. Other than that, upstate New York (in general) I find gorgeous (well, winter is not so gorgeous, but you get what I mean), filled with a great mix of activities, and of course The Great New York State Fair.
If you are not from a place with a State Fair, then you need to find one–stat. And if you have one, and think it’s better than the NYS Fair, then you are wrong, and need to get yourself to Syracuse in the last two weeks of August–stat.
Find me. I will be there, and I will be your official tour guide. You’re welcome.
Now, about penis envy.
First off, I was shocked that this question was asked by someone I know. Not shocked that Diane asked this question, per se–she’s pretty fierce like that–but excited that our show was inspiring people to submit questions. And of course, who doesn’t want to talk about penis envy?
I mean, in all honesty, I’ve never wanted one. Although, vaginas are not always the easiest thing to deal with, and for a lot of women another human will eventually come out of one (or as my mom gracefully told me: It’s like pushing a bowling ball through the eye of a needle. Um, thank you for telling me?), so I know it’s basically a terrifying cave, but it’s all I’ve ever known.
So, in many ways, perhaps I have been living in a Fundamentalist Mormon community (aka having a vagina) with my third wife, long ( always braided) hair, having no ideas the joys of the outside world, such as having a pixie cut (aka having a penis).
So, am I missing out, guys? Is it way better? Let me know. I did ask Eric, and he agreed with Joe. He is sure that it exists in the world, although he assures me (like Joe) that he doesn’t have it.
So that’s it, folks. Be sure to tune in on Tuesday for our next episode that’s sure to have some fun surprises. You never know what we will pull from the basket.
Until next time…